n-chloe

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

A sparrow flew and flew in the cruel january frost until it froze up and fell to the earth. As it was dying, came a cow around and let its turd fall right on the sparrows head. The sparrow warmed up, woke up and started to chirp. A cat heard it, took it out and ate it. And whats the lesson ? 1. Not everyone, who shits on you, is your enemy. 2. Not everyone, who helps you out of shit, is your friend. 3. When you're in deep shit, don't chirp. :giggle:

There's someone who wants to commit suicide walking over the bridge in Paris. They say : "If I meet someone who gives me hope, I won't jump. If they won't, I will." What will happen if you two meet?